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Disney's Snow White (2025) is Terrible, I Love It! [PART 2]- Started by Jonny Axehandle
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Review Disney's Snow White (2025) is Terrible, I Love It! [PART 1]
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Disney's Snow White (2025) is Terrible, I Love It! [PART 2]
PREVIOUSLY: Young princess Snow White fled from home after her schizophrenic stepmother tried to kill her after talking to a mirror. This is part two of a review/analysis/rant about the 2025 live-action remake of Snow White. Go read the first part if you haven't.
Snow White: "I traded the CGI Dwarfs for this..."
After spending a night in the home of the Seven Dwarfs, Snow White moves on to find the thief from the opening and his gang of bandits. Doc and Grumpy gave her the lead. Grumpy calls them a bunch of criminals while Doc clarifies that these are all former actors forced into a life of crime when the Queen's economic policy of "what was her policy I thought she just forced everyone to be a soldier?" put them all out of work.
She meets up with the...
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Snow White: "I traded the CGI Dwarfs for this..."
After spending a night in the home of the Seven Dwarfs, Snow White moves on to find the thief from the opening and his gang of bandits. Doc and Grumpy gave her the lead. Grumpy calls them a bunch of criminals while Doc clarifies that these are all former actors forced into a life of crime when the Queen's economic policy of "what was her policy I thought she just forced everyone to be a soldier?" put them all out of work.
She meets up with the...
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Disney's Snow White (2025) is Terrible, I Love It! [PART 1]
Released March 25, 2025 in theatres, Disney's Snow White is a live-action re-imagining of the 1937 animated classic Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. It stars actress Rachel Zeigler (West Side Story) as the titular Snow White, opposite Gal Gadot (Wonder Woman) as the Evil Queen. Clocking in at over an hour and forty minutes of runtime, with added characters and greater roles for existing ones, Snow White 2025 expands upon the original fairy tale in an attempt to tell a modern, action-packed adventure fantasy.
The film is just one entry in a long-running series of Disney-produced, live-action remakes of their originally animated catalog. Two early examples come from the 1990s: The Jungle Book and 101 Dalmatians, but the trend you're likely thinking of began in 2011 with Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. These remakes are rarely popular with the die-hard Disney fans, or audiences...
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