Classic anime titles if they came out today

[Jonny Axehandle]

Dragon Ball: My Grandpa's Crystal Ball can Grant Wishes!?!

Yu Yu Hakusho: I Saved a Kid from a Truck Now I'm a Detective in Another World!

Tenchi Muyo!: I Can't Have This Many Girlfriends!

 

[Rosie]

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: My Evil Stepbrother Became My Dad's Favorite?! (and they keep this title the whole time even though that's relevant for like two or three episodes)