Classic anime titles if they came out today

[Jonny Axehandle]

Dragon Ball: My Grandpa's Crystal Ball can Grant Wishes!?!

Yu Yu Hakusho: I Saved a Kid from a Truck Now I'm a Detective in Another World!

Tenchi Muyo!: I Can't Have This Many Girlfriends!

 

[Rosie]

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: My Evil Stepbrother Became My Dad's Favorite?! (and they keep this title the whole time even though that's relevant for like two or three episodes)

 

[GavinMcWario]

One Piece: A Strange Fruit Gave Me An F-Rank Stretching Skill So I Guess I'll Punch Fascists In The Face

Fist of the North Star: Betrayed By My Best Friend, I'll Destroy All Evil With Pressure Point Head Explosions!

Katekyo Hitman Reborn!: The Gun-Wielding Baby In My House Says I'm A Mafia Boss?!

Love Hina: I'm In Love With A Girl Who Physically Can't Exist In The Same Room As Me Without Punching Me

 

[Rosie]

Love Hina: I'm In Love With A Girl Who Physically Can't Exist In The Same Room As Me Without Punching Me

Localized manga title: "She Won't Stop Punching Me: A Heartwarming Romance"

 

[Elkazor]

Berserk: My Best Friend is the Prince of Darkness!

 

[Elkazor]

Evangelion: My Gundam is my Mom!?

 

[Jonny Axehandle]

Evangelion: My Gundam is my Mom!?

End of Evangelion: I Survived Puberty And Now There Are Too Many Penguins!

 

[Rosie]

Zeta Gundam: A Soldier Said I Had a Girl's Name and Now I'm a Space Terrorist?!