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Man, I still need to play the original Paper Mario someday - it's literally the only game in the series I haven't played. Between stream games and personal-time games, I've been crossing some good stuff off the list the last couple months. Let's see, looking through my Steam library... Strange...

And now for something completely different: a horror movie where I'm almost as scared of the main character as I am of the monster! Good Boy (2025) Probably unnecessary to add the year on this one, but I am aware of another unrelated horror movie from 2022 with the same name but a very...

Maybe they really are just really big corks? The shading compared to the other blocks kinda implies to me that they're supposed to be cylinders, not blocks.

Surprise, bitches! New movie review time, and this one hasn't even come out in theaters yet! Long story short, AMC sometimes does something called a Scream Unseen - a special one-night-only discounted showing of a horror movie ahead of its full theatrical release, with the minor catch that they...

Oh yeah, reviewed this one in my general movie review thread a while back and loved it. Was terrified it was going to get the same kind of hype backlash as Longlegs, and am immensely relieved that I was wrong and people seem to overwhelmingly enjoy it. Still probably doesn't quite beat out...

...Okay, you know what, fair, but at least they added an exclamation point.

Wow, it's been a while since the last one of these, huh? Technically I did watch Shin Godzilla somewhere in there, I just didn't think it was fair to review it because I was recovering from another eye injury flare-up at the time and couldn't read any of the subtitles - only reason I went was...

Never really been a Fire Emblem fan, but I have watched the entirety of Rosie's Engage playthrough and it's probably in the top ten dumbest stories I've ever seen, so glad this looks to be a step back towards actual decent writing and worldbuilding. Can't really tell too much from the trailer...

Feeling bummed out because my stream went poorly, so figured now's a great time for a two-for-one review special! Normally I try to space out my movie nights a bit more, but actually wound up catching two movies over the weekend - one at home Saturday night, and one at the theater Sunday...

Okay, had a heck of a time with this review. Started writing it last night, and then I accidentally closed the tab and lost everything when I tried to go back to it, so I figured I'd just take a break to cool off and recreate it the next day, except now everything I wrote is back somehow? Not...

Movie review for tonight postponed, accidentally closed the tab I was writing it in and lost everything. X(

Oh wow I'm suddenly doing a lot of these. Sometimes summer release schedules can be a blessing and a curse, I guess. Anyway, time for more horror! Together Real quick tangent: it always low-key annoys me when movies name themselves after a single common word. It's bad enough that Disney's...

Okay, so update, the plan to catch two movies this weekend turned out to be off by a factor of one. My intention was to catch a schlocky-looking horror movie called The Home on Friday night, but apparently sometimes Fandango decides to just fucking lie about showtimes, so I got dropped off at...

Brace yourself, there's probably gonna be two new reviews here this weekend. Finally arranged a time on Sunday to go catch Superman with my dad, but before that, got another random horror movie I'm gonna check out tomorrow night.

Alright, new week, new movie review - not that I'm planning for this to be a weekly thing, it's just probably gonna be that way for a bit while there's a bunch of summer movies coming out that I want to see. Obviously, last week's review was... a bit of a doorstop, to say the least, but I'm...

You see, throughout the film, there are occasional cutaways to a girl implied via onscreen text messages to be a friend or girlfriend of the protag. She watches the murder stream in her room, does some online detective work to figure out where the game is taking place, and when the police don't...

In fact, the film is so bored with its own concept that most of the contestants don't even die from having the least followers at the end of a round! Out of the eight contestants who aren't the main character or obvious twist villain, only two of them get killed for meeting the main loss...

It's been a lot longer than anticipated since my last movie review in this thread, mostly because I haven't had the opportunity to watch any movies until now. To make a long story short, for the last several months I've been dealing with a lovely little medical condition called recurrent corneal...

Was going to have a new review up tonight, but unfortunately it's going to have to wait a bit longer, because this is a doozy and I just plain don't have time to finish it and still go to bed at a reasonable hour. I have long since passed the character limit for a single post and I'm still...