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Game Boy: Pokemon Crystal GBA: Wario Land 4, Mario vs. Donkey Kong, Pokemon Emerald Gamecube: Wario World, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom, Pokemon Colosseum DS: Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia, Kirby Super Star Ultra, Ace Attorney...

Right, guess I'm doing this again! Scritchy Scratchy Honestly not a ton to say about this one, neat little incremental game where you buy an excessive number of scratch-off lottery tickets and scratch away at them until you make several times more money than currently exists on earth, as is the...

Currently very sleep deprived because I had an unexpectedly late night and my wonderful neighbors decided 7 AM on a Saturday was a great time to start doing incredibly noisy yard work for three hours straight, so fuck it, channeling my anger into reviewing two of my least favorite movies of the...

Fuck it, it's been two months, let's try this again! Two more reviews from the backlog, one for a new movie and one retro review for something I saw with my dad. Can't remember exactly when in the timeline I saw it, but I think it was around this point, so putting it here in the backlog order...

Hey, I'll have you know that Super Paper Mario was fully vindicated by history and is now almost as widely-beloved by the fanbase as TTYD, Origami King was a misunderstood gem with top-tier character writing and easily the best soundtrack in the entire series, and Sticker Star and Color Splash...

How to make a Sonic game fun: Obtain emulator and ROM Download and install multiple fan-made patches Fiddle with settings until you figure out which options you need to turn on Fiddle more with settings trying to fix the remaining physics issues and bad game design choices that even the mods...

I feel like it says something that he founded one of the biggest and most omnipresent news networks in the country, if not the entire world, and yet my immediate reaction to hearing the news was "oh shoot, the Captain Planet guy?"

Good god, I've been out of this for a while - long enough that I've got five new movies (plus an old movie I watched with my dad) to review, plus a sixth I'm getting ready to watch tomorrow. In the interest of getting caught up and working past the burnout that led me to drop this thread for so...

Spoilering this one because it literally just came out today, but the title was too on the nose for me not to do one of these for it. They Will Kill You: Also, while I'm here and thinking about movies I watched this year... Primate: Not only are all characters in the film primates, but the...

One Piece: A Strange Fruit Gave Me An F-Rank Stretching Skill So I Guess I'll Punch Fascists In The Face Fist of the North Star: Betrayed By My Best Friend, I'll Destroy All Evil With Pressure Point Head Explosions! Katekyo Hitman Reborn!: The Gun-Wielding Baby In My House Says I'm A Mafia...

Agreed, it's a long-time personal fave of mine. Still need to get around to watching the sequel, though - genuinely not sure why I didn't catch it back when it first came out since I loved the first one so much.

Alright, enough procrastinating - time to properly ring in the new year with my first movie review of 2025! Primate January has a reputation for being a dumping ground for absolutely horror movies, but honestly, I don't think that reputation's entirely deserved. Sure, it's given us some...

Okay, long-delayed review done for the uber-violent Saw-wannabe horror movie, now let's jump over to something with the complete opposite genre and tone! Fackham Hall I really should go to more comedy movies, but honestly, I feel like there haven't been many that have caught my eye lately? I...

Okay, it's been way too long since I updated this thread. In my defense, had to get another surgery done on my eye, so that took me out of action again for like a week. Good news is, because it's been so long, you're getting another two reviews in a row! Your Host This may come as a shock to...

Not really sure if The Sixth Sense would be considered a horror movie, but to hell with it, I ain't a cop.

Yeah, from what I've heard that's the idea. Apparently this one was supposed to be a one-off thing but they had some kind of sponsor obligation they weren't gonna finish the whole episode in time to meet, so they split it into a two-parter.

Still got a proper horror movie review I need to write up for my usual thread (spoilers: it's for a low-budget indie Saw knock-off), but had to finally cut off a former friend today for being a POS and I'm feeling too angry and depressed to do it now, so instead here's a dumb little thing I...

The whole thing was hilarious, but the section with the rapid-fire cop jokes damn near killed me. Actually had to go back and rewatch it because I was laughing so hard I missed the dog line.

Man, it's been dead around here lately. Let's get things going again with another movie review! Keeper Is it just me, or have there been a ton of romance-themed horror movies this year? Companion, Together, Bone Lake, and now Keeper - if you're into stories about toxic couples driving out to a...

Okay, fresh off of beating Final Fantasy XVI and eyes full of tears, time to finally write that review I've been procrastinating on since last week! Shelby Oaks Historically, when Youtubers decide to make the jump from short-form content to a full-length movie, the results have trended heavily...