I just made it out of the cornfield! Quick, what year is it??
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Movie review for tonight postponed, accidentally closed the tab I was writing it in and lost everything. X(
Barring IRL health issues flaring up again, might finally be able to post a new movie review in the thread by the end of the week.
i aaaaa'd too hard and now my throat has an owie
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TODAY
Anyone know how to remove Irony Poisoning from your brain?
I'm making anti-depression egg toast
This weekend: (keeps happening)
Me: STOP THAT! STOP IT! ANGRY!
Me: STOP THAT! STOP IT! ANGRY!
First Jonny's Place, then The Arcade, then the Beetle Girl Thief Game, and then...no one can stop us...
Creed is what happened when someone asked "How do we make Pearl Jam worse?"
I know I'm late to the party posting this, but this is how it felt when I heard that the new Pope is American.
I remain determined to be opposed
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If I had 33 billion dollars I'd by Blue Sky and rename it "Z"
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When you're at work, you look at the clock, and it says 2:37 PM
I am an enthusiast of flashlights.