Jonny Axehandle Mar 3, 2026 I want an alarm clock that kicks me in the dick, dispenses a senzu bean in my mouth, and blasts at maximum volume!
I want an alarm clock that kicks me in the dick, dispenses a senzu bean in my mouth, and blasts at maximum volume!
Alicia Feb 27, 2026 My pupils dance, lost in a trance Your sacred silence, losing all violence Stars in their place mirror your face I need to find you, I need to seek my Innervision...
My pupils dance, lost in a trance Your sacred silence, losing all violence Stars in their place mirror your face I need to find you, I need to seek my Innervision...
Jonny Axehandle Feb 22, 2026 LAST NIGHT: Me to my sister: Want to hang out tomorrow? My Sister: Sure Me: Cool text me when you wake up TODAY AT 10:20AM: (Phone buzzes) Me: Oh that must be Katy saying she woke up Her Text: Okay cool I'm going to bed now I'll set my alarm for 3:30
LAST NIGHT: Me to my sister: Want to hang out tomorrow? My Sister: Sure Me: Cool text me when you wake up TODAY AT 10:20AM: (Phone buzzes) Me: Oh that must be Katy saying she woke up Her Text: Okay cool I'm going to bed now I'll set my alarm for 3:30
Jonny Axehandle Feb 15, 2026 Like, I'm not even talking about discord's whack new ID policy. I mean like how EVERYTHING is in a discord server now. Find an indie game you like? Want a website with info on the game? All they have is a discord server!
Like, I'm not even talking about discord's whack new ID policy. I mean like how EVERYTHING is in a discord server now. Find an indie game you like? Want a website with info on the game? All they have is a discord server!
Jonny Axehandle Nov 25, 2025 I started talking about Star Wars and it snowballed into a whole thing...
Jonny Axehandle Nov 20, 2025 I swear to God if my three-year-long creative rut was just "me needing a new chair" I'm gonna be so fucking pissed off
I swear to God if my three-year-long creative rut was just "me needing a new chair" I'm gonna be so fucking pissed off