Jonny Axehandle

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  Jonny Axehandle

• Feb 22, 2026

LAST NIGHT:

Me to my sister: Want to hang out tomorrow?
My Sister: Sure
Me: Cool text me when you wake up

TODAY AT 10:20AM:

(Phone buzzes)
Me: Oh that must be Katy saying she woke up
Her Text: Okay cool I'm going to bed now I'll set my alarm for 3:30

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  Jonny Axehandle

• Feb 17, 2026

New Mandela effect: Dragon Ball vs Dragonball

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  Jonny Axehandle

• Feb 15, 2026

Like, I'm not even talking about discord's whack new ID policy. I mean like how EVERYTHING is in a discord server now.

Find an indie game you like? Want a website with info on the game? All they have is a discord server!

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  Jonny Axehandle

• Feb 15, 2026

How soon until everyone stops using discord?

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  Jonny Axehandle

• Jan 4, 2026

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  Jonny Axehandle

• Nov 25, 2025

I started talking about Star Wars and it snowballed into a whole thing...

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  Jonny Axehandle

• Nov 20, 2025

I swear to God if my three-year-long creative rut was just "me needing a new chair" I'm gonna be so fucking pissed off

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  Jonny Axehandle

• Sep 24, 2025

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  Jonny Axehandle

• Jun 17, 2025

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  Jonny Axehandle

• Jun 16, 2025

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