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I want an alarm clock that kicks me in the dick, dispenses a senzu bean in my mouth, and blasts
at maximum volume!
My pupils dance, lost in a trance
Your sacred silence, losing all violence
Stars in their place mirror your face
I need to find you, I need to seek my
Innervision...
LAST NIGHT:

Me to my sister: Want to hang out tomorrow?
My Sister: Sure
Me: Cool text me when you wake up

TODAY AT 10:20AM:

(Phone buzzes)
Me: Oh that must be Katy saying she woke up
Her Text: Okay cool I'm going to bed now I'll set my alarm for 3:30
Like, I'm not even talking about discord's whack new ID policy. I mean like how EVERYTHING is in a discord server now.

Find an indie game you like? Want a website with info on the game? All they have is a discord server!
I swear to God if my three-year-long creative rut was just "me needing a new chair" I'm gonna be so fucking pissed off
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