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TODAY

Anyone know how to remove Irony Poisoning from your brain?

I'm making anti-depression egg toast

This weekend: (keeps happening)

Me: STOP THAT! STOP IT! ANGRY!

First Jonny's Place, then The Arcade, then the Beetle Girl Thief Game, and then...no one can stop us...

Creed is what happened when someone asked "How do we make Pearl Jam worse?"

I know I'm late to the party posting this, but this is how it felt when I heard that the new Pope is American.

I remain determined to be opposed

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